Spartan 07291981

why not how bad can it be.

yep 2 in one day I got a lot on my mind!

Who is more violent?  The extreme liberal would lead you to believe that the conservative is about as evil as you can get.  Conservative= republican, so read, "republicans are war mongers." 
Now try a little experiment find a liberal, it shouldn't be hard just go to a college campus or a welfare line, or look for the one hugging a tree and making out with a manatee, who knows.  Or say, "I like Bush." not too loud, don't worry they'll hear you.  Actually we should have liberals be snipers cuz they can pelt you with anything from any distance without a scope.  Anyway, I digress.  Say you like Bush and see how fast you are called everything from a war criminal to a nazi.  This one will be hard to believe; but watch, or feel rather, how hard you get slapped in the head by your friends mom, punched by someone you don't know. screamed at, called insane, spit on, or just called a bad man.  You know all this by the proponents of peace and love.  I won't say free speech because the only speech that's free is theirs.
I haven't seen any violence on the part of a conservative though... hmm who woulda thunk it?
Oh yeah and the most racist people are liberals.  What we're not americans we have to be insert ethnicity -american.  We can't take care of ourselves we have to be babysat. the ones who work hate being micromanaged, unless the gov't does it. 
Also you are not going to save the planet.  You goofy bastards can't live without AC and if you try you wind up like that grizzly man dolt.  Who, it seems, was liked by the lovely grizzly bear mainly as an appetizer before they moved on to his girlfriend.  Remember, NATURE DOESN'T LIKE YOU!  If she did you'd be furry and would be able to hold your own against that grizzly bear or any other endangered species.  Go kiss a komodo dragon and let's see if you come out ok because he has a cute smile.  ooh ooh or you can do the dolphin birth, y'know, give birth to your kid in the middle of the ocean away from doctors, cuz the dolphins will help you. (it's real look it up) 
Yes that's why she's known as mother nature; because, like a true mother, she will kill to protect her children.  So since we wind up dying in almost every instance, I'd say we best stay out of her way or try to from a truce,  she'll fix herself.  She actually seems to being doing a good job on her own.  Y'know leaking oil into the oceans, spewing things from volcanoes, and killing off her own children without our help.
I'm not a conservative or a republican.  Actually I'm a federalist or as my rather angry sibling puts it a constitutionalist.
Read the damn things and realize we got a lot of unconstitutional things going on.
Keep us red, white, and blue.  I don't like yellow in my flag.

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The Founding Fathers-  Hey do you really need to write it in cursive?  Don't you realize those future retards won't even be able to read it in Times New Roman?!
Quick set it up so they can text it!

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Capitalism- Wow I'm lonely.  Hey guys can some one turn a light on? Why did you throw me in the basement?   You're redistributing what?!

Look who is that in the distance?  Is it the second coming? YES!!! They allowed the Messiah to return!  Please vote for him!  Vote the savior of this sad nation in.  We need the change that only he can bring.  OOOWWWW!!!!  I can't look up on his holy visage!  Oh, wait, step to the left a little.  Yeah we got people jumping out of windows at the moment because of the socializing of our country! 
Wait the brilliance of his being has brought me back.  I can't wait til he can walk among us and make me pay for people who won't work!  OBAMA! You and your harpy of a wife are my heroes!  "Lay off my Wife."  Sure tell your wife to keep her face off my TV and that annoying voice off my radio.
The double standards of this election shouldn't surprise since they're still on an anti-bush kick.  The only thing I don't understand is that mccain is not liked by republicans either, shouldn't the great unifier bridge this gap and welcome the elder john into his bosom, will the messiah not forgive his sins?  I can't wait the most racist ones this whole election have been Obama and Clinton and noone says a damn word.  Well I guess it's ok, since they're not republicans.  I guess that means Martin Luther King was a racist since he was a Republican... oh wait, no, he was duped by the white man.  Even though the one who holds down the minority is the liberal democrat.
Anyway I got my cyrillic Alphabet ready and I recommend rosetta stone for the quick learn of the russian language.  Cause at this rate we'll be speaking Russian soon.  I wonder if the russian language has an ebonics section? ah never mind.
oh yeah for those of you who have no work right now and you want to blame bush because you can't take care of your kids.
You are wrong!  you don't have a job because you are too good for certain work so the little illegal mexican got the job, and you know what, he works harder than you ever will.  oh, and you know who you are, you don't have a job cuz you're a career user and a chronic loser.

I want to talk about spiders today.  If you can get past their ugly nature and their outer horror we can talk about their beauty.  Yes, the spider has something beautiful that it does.  If go out and see a freshly made spiderweb, take the time to admire the spirals and time and effort that the little guy put into this.  He did it for several reasons, one of them being to catch his sustenance.  Now go and tear down that web and watch him.  He will rebuild it.  It will take him all night even but he will rebuild it.  Now if you go out and tear it down again, he's not going to put that much effort into rebuilding his web.  If you constantly go out and tear his web he will keep rebuilding, but eventually it's going to be just two or three strands strung together to get his food.  He will never leave to seek new places, he will simply build and try to live until he can't build anymore...and starves.  Then you can just sweep his body into the trash or suck it up in a vacuum.  So be nice to the spiders you see, they are more than just pest control.
Unless of course they're poisonous... Then you'll want to step on him.
STEP ON THAT FUCK BEFORE HE GETS TO THE CHILDREN!

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Chrysler-  Yes, Chrysler, breakdown in the desert today.
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New Wrigleys flavor burst cyanide gum, one chew and you'll be dead in the nuclear dust
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The new Peenman Ass purse - gotta hide cash, drugs, or other questionable customs restricted item?  Shove it up your ass with the new Peenman ass purse

I have it! I know what to do with my life once my artistic dreams are satisfied or DIE completely!  I am going to lead the right thinking american people, all 83 of you, an we are going to fix this FUCKED UP country.  I should say that lead really isn't the right word more like KICK 'EM IN THE ASS!  We need to wipe out political parties and put the power, no matter how imaginary it may be, BACK IN OUR HANDS.  Pay no attention to the cute little guy off to the side if you notice he has claws... and A SKULL!  A full scale bloody revolution is needed to fix this FUCKING MESS!  Noone has to die, or should, but we should all cover ourselves in blood and run up the steps of washington holding stuffed polar bears, baby seals, and cute little cats... oh hell we can even throw in a pomerian and a couple of those cute sugar gliders for feeling.  Then we can run around everyone screaming unintelligible nonsense, record it, write it down, and push it through as a bill to congress!  We may even be able to use the feeling of liberals against themselves and claim we're overstressed cause the sight of them makes us SHIT uncontrollably.  Since I can't get there right now this plan will have to wait a few months, unless I offend someone and get yanked from view because I "went jogging".  Those of you who know me know it's bullshit because I'm fat and lazy and scared of hard work.  So if you hear of a man who died on an Xbox all nighter... remember I don't shut up easily.

I'd like to point out that me and beer and no food and qauke or halo don't play nice.  yep we get along like 2 jews in front of a 10 dollar bill.  I'm gonna sleep now gnite.  

Watch this all the way to the end, you'll be surprised and educated as well.

yep the weekend is over and I'm poorer as a result.  All in all it was fun and I am now the proud owner of an energy sword,  THE WORLD IS MINE!!!!!!!  Any complaints I had will either be kept to myself or were alleviated over the course of the weekend.  Now I'm gonna roll my ass into bed and cry the tears of a geek.
on to you skipper.

Question: Who thinks Fandom is a healthy way to show your love for a piece of fiction?  Show of hands... NOW!
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Well you're wrong!  All fandom does is give the mentally and emotionally unstable a reason to dress up as fictional characters, learn non-existent languages, and escape from what they deem to be a dreary and miserable existence.   All you need to do is notice the people around you who care and try not to ignore them. 
You there... the geek in really fancy cardboard who are you supposed to be?
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I'm The masterchief from halo I save the universe and drive neat physics defying vehicles.
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heh, right get a girlfriend and don't stand so close to me............ LET'S GO!!!

well after beating the game and sitting through the credits like I should have the first time... we learn the chief has not died!  that's 2 characters c'mon DC bring back superboy and I'll be happy again.  The chief is now in stasis ready for the next game

Well I've beaten halo 3... and it's a great game but the armor I build now is a tribute to a hero.  Kinda sappy and i know they ain't real but you will be missed. 
Just remember a soldier never dies!
R.I.P.

Yep I've started resining the helmet it's my first one and not the one I'm gonna wear it is just a practice piece.  So for my first time resining anything it went over like... well, pretty much a brother and sister banging in church on christmas eve straight into easter sunday!





 yep it hurts

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Bondo: It'll kill ya!
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3M respirators: I spit blood guess I should use one!

Yep, as soon as I am done I will take a pic of myself in this prepaint job... maybe.
but at work I've been a stoned busy dork. here is the left thigh and the left forearm

The THIGH!!!! left one



The FOREARM!!!! left one




yep soon... so soon

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Persistence: Fuck you obstacles!
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Acetone: I can break a wall with my fingertips and not feel a thing

well here is the chest and backpack piece, all built at work... GODDAMN are they gonna be pissed at me one day!






yep getting closer to bein done... I can't feel my finger tips

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Scotch tape: It worked hun... you were right
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Redwood Forests: I may take out a whole forest covering my ass

yep it's the calf, the left calf to be exact and to really screw with people I'm going to build the chest at work!!! plus it's a payday... WOOHOO!!!




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Sleepless: yep that's why it's getting done faster
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Green Tea: I'm gonna bring some by for ya hun, if not today then the next time I see you

for all those of you wo didn't believe me...



suck on the that!!!! I won't be the chief but I will be a kick ass geek!!
I may go paintballing in this.  well when it's done anyway

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Superglue: SCREW VENTILATION!!!!
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Xacto knife: Bullshit I use a box cutter

I've hit a completely new low.  Due to my sad gamer nature, and my need to live in a strange fantasy realm.  I'm going to build my own HALO ARMOR!!! yes you heard me.  MY OWN HALO ARMOR!!!!  I won't be the master chief, but I will be a kick ass geek in a paper and fiberglass suit!  I may try to line it with kevlar and a fan, who know's it could work.

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Axe: gonna need lot's of it
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Blue balls: gonna have even more of it after building this suit

Superman #666 the greatest issue EVER WRITTEN!!!! not because of the number although that is kinda funny,  no, supes flips out horribly,  In a dream you see superman truly evil, until zatanna shows up to tell him he's being corrupted.  He looks at her calmly and tells her to bug off, then super breaths her ass across the cosmos.  by far the best scene in the issue is,  Lex Luthor stomping through metropolis in giant robot.  Superman steps out of a building, annoyed, looks at luthor, and says "I'm sick and tired of you."  He then spits a small lung cookie right through the cockpit of the robot right into lex's head! It's great!  I recommend everyone at least read this issue, especially if you wanna see what happens when a boy scout loses it!

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this ones free SUPES GOES APE!!!! that needs no payment

I was lied to... AGAIN!!!! Everytime a world shattering disaster supposedly comes around I get lied to.  Does this mean I'm gonna have to fix the human race on my own?  Yes, I know pride and arrogance are bad character traits; this is not for either of those reasons.  I want my descendants to have a decent world to live in and not have to worry about looking over their shoulders every 5 minutes. 

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Lens crafters: The earth needs a monocle
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Atlantis: they had a good idea, too bad they built it on unstable ground

For those of you who don't know, we are going to have 2 moons tonight!!! yes at 1230 tonight, Mars will come so close to the moon that we'll look like tattooine in the dark!  Now I need as much help as I can with this, but if we all think about clearly and wish and pull with all our might... then Mars will either suck our moon out of it's orbit or, and this really excites me, SLAMS INTO US!!!!  I think it's about time we ended this failed experiment called existence and save the universe from our viral ways.  This our chance to do something for the universe.  Don't get me wrong I love mother earth and she will recover and probably be better off without us on here screwing shit up! 
Or we'll know what it feels like to live in a scifi movie for at least a little while.  Two moons, maybe a small dragon will appear as the death star floats by and the U.S.S. Enterprise lands in the midwest.  Ah hell, I'll just take a picture and enjoy it cuz this ain't gonna happen again for another 120-200 years!

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Star Wars: NO YOU GEEKS IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!
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Star Trek: SAME GEEKS, DIFFERENT DIMENSION

I know I've ranted about this before but after last night ,or rather this morning, it begs for another go around.  I'm going to get drunk, sloppily drunk, and then walk up to all of you I love, like, talk to, and find attractive.  Then I'm going to punch you, throw you into a window, and call you a whore.  If recent events have shown me something you should all love me and want to jump my bones.  If reality kicks in this will happen.  If my luck takes effect I'll wind up slapped, kicked, punched, and castrated in a parking lot, on a gurney, being carted off to the hospitl and then to jail.  If anyone wants to partake you have my number gimme a call and I'll pencil you in.

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the towel boy- I'm throwing 'em in go get it
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WTF- WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!!!!!